Lookit me grab the meme mintwitch and kita0610 made:

My 10 Commandments:

1. Don't hurt people, especially on purpose.
2. Dance.
3. Tell the truth.
4. Don't steal.
5. Look for the silver lining.
6. Don't talk with your mouth full (6/9/03 ETA: especially if it's full of foot. Sigh. Took me 11 days to see the error there...)
7. Remember the magic words.
8. Be kind whenever possible.
9. Slow down and watch the scenery.
10. Take care of yourself -- don't expect others to do it for you.